Epic Movie /2007/

	Epic Movie /2007/ IMDB Rating: 2.10/10 Starring: Penn, Kal in role Edward Campbell, Adam in role Peter Coolidge, Jennifer in role White Bitch Mays, Jayma in role Lucy Chambers, Faune A. in role Susan Glover, Crispin in role Willy Cox, Tony in role Bink Jiménez, Héctor in role Mr. Tumnus Hammond, Darrell in role Captain Jack Swallows Electra, Carmen in role Mystique Willard, Fred in role Aslo Carradine, David in role Museum Curator Lehre, David in role Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike McDonald, Kevin in role Harry Potter Alvarez, George in role Ron
Description: The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie" tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
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